You Got A Minute?

I often ask God, Why me?
Why send me such a beautiful creature for me to love, protect and provide for?
Do I deserve such gratitude?
Am I prepared?
But I didn't have 9 months
I just got an overdraft and I don't get paid for another; well I ain't even got a job.
God...God, where are you?
Am I competent enough to handle such responsibilities?

I often ask God why me?
Why send me such a beautiful creature for me to love, protect and provide for?
I'm not perfect God, I mean I'm aight but C'mon Man!
Besides,
I'm not always putting things back where I found them.
I'm not always playing fair
I'm not always an honest person
I'm not always the most dependable person
I have my moments where I wont nothing to do with this;
I have my moments where I cant do right, don't wanna do right.
I just cheated on an open book Information systems test and still got a 75% maybe you meant to knock on my neighbors door

God, I know you are God and all that but...man I don't think this is a good idea.

God are you there?
Are you listening? Stop! Please!

OK, maybe you should come back a little later
Or maybe you shouldn't even come back.............
but God.......God?

God: My son, carry on.......... I make no mistakes.